Doing the Toilet Dance After Too Much Coffee When Catching up with a Friend

I already kinda needed a wee when I left my friend’s place before doing the half hour walk home. On the final approach I got faster and faster as I was convinced I was going to wet myself and made myself super hot and sweaty in the process. So once I’d relieved myself on the loo, I totally had to get naked to cool down - I think this is a neuro-spicy trait but not sure! Anyhow, naturally I fill you in on what I’ve been up to as I wander around my flat trying to remember what it was I wanted and needed to do. Too tired you see, I hadn’t got any shut-eye after discovering that xHamster had finally approved some co-stars as I was doing a bedtime upload after weeks and weeks and fucking weeks of them pissing around. And not the kind of pissing around we’re fans of either!