Doctor my pussy is all wet please help me

Well Bridget, looks like you've really done it this time haven't you?

Well Birdo, it's not that bad really. My car's totaled, but at least I'm not.

Well the doctor said he'll be keeping you overnight. He thinks you've got a

concussion and a sprained leg. You know I don't feel like I have a concussion and

in fact I feel absolutely fine. Well I suppose the doctor will be keeping an